iheartmyart:

Amelia Alcock-White, Home Run. 30 x 30, oil on canvas, 2013, image posted with permission of Petley Jones Gallery.
Exhibition, Amelia Alcock-White: Solitudes, October 23rd - November 6th, 2014 at Petley Jones Gallery in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

iheartmyart:

Amelia Alcock-White, Home Run. 30 x 30, oil on canvas, 2013, image posted with permission of Petley Jones Gallery.

Exhibition, Amelia Alcock-White: Solitudes, October 23rd - November 6th, 2014 at Petley Jones Gallery in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

unshaped:

"just stop thinking about it"

omg ok thank you so much for your advice why didn’t I just come up WITH THIS PERFECT IDEA LET ME JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT BUGS ME THE MOST IN MY LIFE OMG THAT IS SO EASY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR MAKING MY LIFE BETTER I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BY MYSELF

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

puffvianpigfarts:

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I can literally imagine the StarKids doing this

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dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

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"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

grettypop (via grettypop)

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rareaudreyhepburn:

Audrey Hepburn and her son, Sean, entertaining James Garner with their silly antics, 1961.  Photograph by Bob Willoughby.  Audrey and James became friends on the set of The Children’s Hour.

rareaudreyhepburn:

Audrey Hepburn and her son, Sean, entertaining James Garner with their silly antics, 1961.  Photograph by Bob Willoughby.  Audrey and James became friends on the set of The Children’s Hour.

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when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off

when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off

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ladyclintbarton:

haave-you-met-ted:

actual footage of gays destroying the sanctity of marriage

How dare those gays raise happy children in a loving home. it’s disgusting.

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swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

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